To avoid confrontation I pretend I am on the phone.
The most I've ever said to my roommates is, "hey".
I swallow my gum after about 49 seconds.
The guy with the calf tattoos left the pool at the same time as me, and I wanted to stop the elevator and ravish him....I didn't. Next time.
A professor from England texted me something quite nice today, caught me off guard because I dropped all my bowls. I really need to get my act together.