Dear DC DMV,

I realize the budget is tight everywhere, but did you have to really go the ladies room to cut costs? I know those toilet protectors are pricey suckers, and putting them outside the stalls right by the paper towels will definitely decrease their usage in the stalls, but just so you know....because I was robbed of sanitation.....I used 6 of your little toilet protectors to dry my hands.

Monica Kate Moore