Dear Usher,

for years I have wondered if paying $2,700 + $300 shipping for Kenza was the worst mistake of my life. Then I think of all the money I spent commuting to my last boyfriend's place, and 11 months with him was way more expensive, wonderful! painful to recover from, wouldn't change it, but pricey. So back to my point, thank you for being this guy:

"Usher could not resist getting a new puppy Thursday night. The "Numb" singer purchased a female Goldendoodle for $12,000 at the Second Annual Pencils Of Promise Gala in Guastavino's in New York."

because it makes me feel a whole lot better about being this girl :) #whatnow