Wendy: yep I've known her for a decade+ and I keep her around because:

1. 2.

1. when she asks me to come help her find new bedding, I find her this instead and when I say, "put this on I am taking your picture" she knows resistance is futile so she does it!

2. when we finish shopping and I see something sparkly by the car and it happens to be 2 Lindt truffles in a pile of leaves, I totally pick them up and they seem dry so I unwrap one and hand it to her, unwrap the other and we pop em in our mouths, without hesitation. Free chocolate? She's all over that!

*thanks for a few laughs and way too many "that's what she saids" tonight*