Modes: ...you know how washers have modes: spin, delicate, etc....you know how massage chairs, and cars, and irons, and Japanese toilets, and blenders all have modes? Well I think God puts us on modes as well. I am currently on kaleidoscope mode.

Dear Powers that may be,

can I please be taken off kaleidoscope mode? It is a bit dizzying. I want to be on Disney Monorail mode, really steady, slow and scenic. Thank you. Please just put me on this mode until further notice. {I am sure I will get bored and want kaleidoscope back}.

Sincerely,
MK