Dear Irene,

let's get one thing straight, while you have a female name..you are NOT a nurturer. You were gentle but not very kind. You killed at least 10, left millions without power, dropped a tree on my friend's car, and knocked down my other friend's beach house! But that aside, your bark was worse then your bite and for that I am grateful. Well for that and the fact that they cancelled church preemtively because of you so it is 2:19p on Sunday and I am still in my pajamas eating Reese's Puffs cereal on my bed.

Sincerely,

Monica Kate